Powell - Worst Jobs

Jobs:
Lawn Mower
Pelican Harbor (Park District Pool)
Giordano's Pizzeria
Target
DePaul Teleservices Center
PetCo
CH & G Communications (intern)
STD Test Express
Infinite Chicago

3 Worst Jobs:

1. PetCo (Sales Associate/Stock)

95% of my job was shelving cat litter. The other 5% was cleaning fish tanks and whatever other duties my coked up boss could think of.
Liked: John Kilzer
Disliked: Boss Nick
Objects: Cocaine, Cat litter, fish tank
Salary: $8.50/hr, 20 hours a week, for 2 weeks = total = $340
Headline: In the market for cat litter and cocaine? PetCo's got you covered!
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2. STD Test Express

I answered phone calls of people calling to schedule STD testing at their local labs. All I needed was a little information from them to set them up, however, callers insisted on telling me every detail about their conditions down under.
Liked: Anna & Patricia
Disliked: Flamboyant Steve
Objects: Cottage cheese, condom, phone
Salary: $10/hr, 25 hours a week, for 1 year = total = $13,000
Headline: "To completely gross me out while I attempt to eat lunch and take calls, please call 1-800-TEST-NOW. Even though it is not required of you, do not hesitate to graphically describe your symptoms."
"STD Test Express...no sir, you cannot get AIDS from a hand job."
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3. Pelican Harbor

Pelican Harbor was the neighborhood water park. It was my job to sit at the top of the slide in constant fear of having a heat stroke while simultaneously telling the little brats when they could go down the slide.
Liked: Alyssa
Disliked: Manager Bridget (aka Chris Farley)
Objects: whistle, visor, noodle floaties
Salary: $8.50/hr, 5hrs a week, 1 1/2 weeks = total = $63.75
Headline: Here to reinforce common sense to the senseless.
"Wait...okay you can go. Wait..........okay go now."
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