Worst Jobs
· High School talent show
videographer – 2009-2010
Liked:
my buddies Jacob and Geoff. We were all friends before the show. Plus, we all
were manning different cameras and would crack jokes to each other through the
communication system.
Didn’t
like: Volpi. He was immature and just got on my nerves. Also I didn’t
really like Mr. Douglas who was in charge of the whole operation.
Objects:
Camera, Mic/Comm
system, Snack/ water bottle
Pay:We
weren’t paid. It was volunteer work. Paid in pizza.
Headline: “Pan over to the girl on
the right… she’s hot.”
· Intern - (2012 Summer) – Future Media Concepts –
Chicago, IL
Objects:
Mac / Computer, The
certificates flyers I would design, Computer
mouse, Stapler, My lunch
Pay:
Unpaid
Design:
Deconstructivist approach
Headline: “Careful you don’t fall
asleep”
· Bus
Boy – (Summers of 2009-2011) – Bridie McEnnas Pub – Highwood, IL.
I
liked: Shannon. She was a
twenty something bartender from Wisconsin. Beautiful girl, green eyes. She had
regulars who would come in just to see her. New mother, her kid was
adorable too.
Didn’t
like: Kathy. She was a 40-50 year old waitress.
Kathy was a snake in the grass. She smelled like she bathed in menthol
cigarettes and she had the raspy voice to match. Plus, she had a nasty
habit for pills. Lastly, she accused me for being high (when I wasn’t).
Objects:
Dishes / dishwasher machine, Spray
bottle , Wet rag, Dickies pants
Pay: $8 per hour plus a percentage of what the
bartenders made, 30 hours a week, $5,760
Design:
Geometric grid approach
Headline: “I’ll just go f**k myself”
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