Monday, April 7, 2014

Worst Jobs: Simone Parker

TOP 3 WORST JOBS
1.  Varsity Soccer at Bishop O’Dowd High School, Oakland  CA                                
October 2011-2012
Liked/Disliked: Assistant coach, me, no one else/coach, team captain, and everyone else
Objects associated (3):  Cleats, Neon pennies, and puffy paint decorated warm up shirts
Paid per hour: 0
Hours per week: 9
Money made start to finish: 0
HEADLINE:  “In order to get playing time you just have to give your best effort on the field and your soul to the team sisterhood.....”
FORMAT: Geometric grid
2.  California Service Tool Inc., Hayward CA                                 
Winter 2012                                   
Administrative and Financial Support (Temporary Assignment)
Office/Warehouse
Liked/Disliked: Boss, Susan in payables and Maryanne in receivables/ head of administration, and unnamed warehouse guys
Objects associated (3): My car, payable documents, and bad coffee
Paid per hour: 9.25
Hours per week: 35
Money made start to finish: 971.25 but with tax deducted about 700
HEADLINE: “To make this more entertaining I will attempt to memorize the license plate of the car in front of me. I have 2 hours to do it anyways. ”
FORMAT: Geometric
3.  The Museum of the African Diaspora, San Francisco CA
Summer 2011-Summer 2012
Summer Program Facilitator and Developer
Liked/Disliked: My one coworker, education director, and other education interns/ every single participant in the youth program
Objects associated (3):  Sparkly children sized converse, projector plug, and One Direction pictures
Paid per hour: 10
Hours per week: 35
Money made start to finish: 3,150
HEADLINE: “ I don’t think your mother would appreciate you calling people @*&%#! $#@'s, but hey that's just what I think”
FORMAT: Deconstructive

Other Jobs
Peruvian Connection, Chicago IL
Sales Associate at retail clothing store
September 2013-Present

Finn H. Tonsberg DDS, Alameda CA
Administrative Assistant at Dental Office
Summer 2011-Summer 2012


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